Want to go to the beach, or the swimming baths but worried that Wolfman won’t come with you, because it’s too hot or too far? That’s no longer a problem thanks to this great new Wolfmania beach towel.

Soft, durable, quick-drying, and (frankly) bloody massive, our towel will fiercely defend your sun-lounger, mop up your mess, and will always have its eyes scrunched closed so it can’t see you getting changed.

Proudly emblazoned with the Wolfmania logo, this top-notch terry towel is hypoallergenic, machine washable up to 40°C and weighs 260g (for those of you uhmmming and ahhhhhing over whether to buy a towel with my face on, but worried about the weight).

Splash out today. Splash out tomorrow. With the new Wolfmania Beach Towel.